some messed up pups
Warning: This blog contains the musings of a 20-something economics graduate. Expect wordiness with varying degrees of correct grammar.
A post whatever blog which roughly translates to 50% cats, 20% anime, 15% politics and 15% drawings and stuff. Enjoy your stay.
this kind of shit gets you thinkin
what if she was walking 0.001 mph slower than she was
what if she took 2 seconds longer in the shower that morning
what if she woke up 2 seconds later than she actually did
she woulda been roadkill brah
gif would’ve been way cooler too
Or she would have been fine cause that tree isn’t tall enough to hit her even if she were a few steps back. The top branches stop at the edge of the leaves and she’s a good distance away from there when you see her feet. Now a few steps to the left and then we’re talking pancakes.
NPC. I’d be the companion friend who probably just sets everything on fire and calls youa twat every five d seconds
I can see it. Slagging off the other companion characters and the main character in that way only a friend can do.
Question for anyone. If you existed in an rpg, who would you be? The main adventurer or one of the many Npc? What kind of npc would you be? Or adventurer?
A lot of my friends have places they’d like to visit in life and every time I see a post along the lines “I’d love to go here” I imagine if I could taking them there. But I never imagine us doing anything, just me taking them there and letting them loose and then I go on my merry way. I didn’t think much of it till I remembered I do a similar thing when I dream in that I’m always a bystander or an ends to a means and funnily enough I’m alright with that. In short, I have the mentality of a rpg shop npc.
How do Vaporeons swim anyway because their tail is essentially where their butt should be? It wouldn’t be like a mermaid cause it already has its lower half and then there’s its tail tacked on. I’m picturing just some sort of enthusiastic twerk swimming.